Hey everyone,
Title says it all, give us your favorite dad jokes! @moderators will chime in as well!
Since it’s almost Halloween,
Why didn’t the skeleton climb the mountain?
It didn’t have the guts!
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Q: What animal do you not want to play poker against?
A: A Cheetah
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My wife challenged me to a game of strip poker, but then I realized she just wanted to do laundry.
So I folded.
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I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes
Turns out it was the refrigerator all along
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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 
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